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Joke of the Day
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
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"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"
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"Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny? I reply, ""I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."""
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"
"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"