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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."

"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"

"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side."

"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a czar out of spaghetti... Boy was she surprised when I introduced her to [Ditalini of Pereslav](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_of_Pereslavl)!"

"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"

"What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common? They deliver"

"Don't you just hate it when you meet a hot girl, you look her up on Facebook and find there are fucking 150 + mutual friends and nobody told you about her. Thanks a lot assholes."