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Joke of the Day
"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."
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"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"
"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."
"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."
"Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls? Because it takes them so much longer to say ""Kaaa-WIT!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the little bitch's house."
"Do you want to know what I was for discovery channel dress up day? I dressed up as naked and afraid. I was naked everybody else was afraid."
"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling ""Who's been screwing my wife?"" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, ""You don't have enough ammo, mate!"""
"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."