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Joke of the Day

"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"

"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"

"Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza? Most people like the idea of pizza better."

"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"

"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"

"The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks."

"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"

"Wife just got me a new tv for Christmas! Looks like my New Years resolution is 1080."

"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"