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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."

"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."

"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."

"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."