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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling ""Who's been screwing my wife?"" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, ""You don't have enough ammo, mate!"""

"THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS"

"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"

"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver? Want to go out with me and Di tonight?"

"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"