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Joke of the Day
"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."
Next Joke
"You wanna know what sucks about being single? Nothing. You gotta use your hands now."
"What do you call a non-violent venereal disease? Ghandi-rhea"
"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"
"Paris attack I beat the paris mission in mw3 today"
"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."
"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Tyson."
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"