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Joke of the Day

"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""

"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."

"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."

"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"

"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars out of 5 It was a pi rated DVD"

"My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down. That's my workout motivation."