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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars out of 5 It was a pi rated DVD"
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"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"
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"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"