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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"
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"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."
"I'm Sorry Miss Jackson I'm sorry miss jackson I am four eels Never meant to make your daughter cry I am several fish and not a guy"
"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."
"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"
"That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier. I didn't even realize I was stealing from my mama purse until she paused my music."
"What's 10 inches long, Hard as a rock and filled with semen? The sock under my bed"
"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"