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Joke of the Day
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
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"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""
"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."
"What's nine inches long, has a bright purple top, and made my wife cry when I fed it to her after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth"
"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""
"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"