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Joke of the Day
"Why can't mites race in NASCAR? Because mites make rights, not lefts."
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"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."
"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"Figured out how to make my dick 1mm Fold it in half"
"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."
"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."