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Joke of the Day
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
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"Ever met the human version of a headache?"
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"
"Why did the Jew cross the road? Because the wind blew him there."
"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."
"[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET'S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone."
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach."