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Joke of the Day
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
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"Donald Trump in a submarine Soldier "" Sir! The enemy is attacking, we're under fire!"" Trump ""relax soldier... We're under water..."""
"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."
"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""
"Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)"
"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."
"Give me your best ""Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."""