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Joke of the Day

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"

"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"

"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"

"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"

"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"

"What confuses a gay person Seven"

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter.... How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"Complaints via email or texts should be called ""Read Whine"""