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Joke of the Day
"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"
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"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
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"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
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"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""
"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."