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Joke of the Day

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."

"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""