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Joke of the Day
"Figured out how to make my dick 1mm Fold it in half"
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"What should you do if your girlfriend is choking? Back up a couple of inches."
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"
"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"
"Sushi A bumped into Sushi B on the road one day. What did Sushi A said to Sushi B? Wasaaaabi!"
"4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up."
"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"
"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."