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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"
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"My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really."
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."
"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."
"wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it's the method"
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"