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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"
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"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."
"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"
"Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*"
"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
"Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now."
"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"
"My wife has a tatoo of a shell on the inside of her thigh If you put your ear against it you can smell the sea"
"I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first."
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""