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Joke of the Day

"I think memes would be the hardest thing to explain to a time traveler from the past."

"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"

"QUESTION: What is the difference between a ""Battery"" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side."

"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."

"I am so glad that I poop in a toilet, rather than a bag. Given that I did that for 14 months of my life, perspective is a nice thing."

"Rappers, you don't have to tell them to wave their hands like they don't care. They're millennials: they already don't care."

"Driving Have you ever been driving down the road and you flick a cig out of the window, then a few minutes later you smell something and turn around to see your nan fingering herself in the back seat?"

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"