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Joke of the Day
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
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"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"
"I recently came into a HUGE amount of money. Unfortunately, though, I'm barred from future tours of the Mint."
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."
"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."
"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"