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Joke of the Day

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker..."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."

"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"

"Lightbulb replacement..... How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one."

"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."