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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"

"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"

"I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit... They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times."

"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."

"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring... When she was in a good mood, it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead..."

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."

"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"

"I'm giving away my dead batteries. They're free of charge."

"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"