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Joke of the Day

"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"

"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."

"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"

"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog in a cage... it was a shih tzu"

"Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"

"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."