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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends"
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"How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning."
"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""
"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."
"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."
"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."
"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"
"retweet if a walrus named jamaal got you pregnant then wouldn't pay child support so you had to take him to Maury"
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."