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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog in a cage... it was a shih tzu"
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"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"
"Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew."
"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"
"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."
"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"
"What's the smartest thing that's come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock. Taken from the movie 300 Miles to Graceland."
"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"