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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
Next Joke
"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"
"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."
"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"
"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her."
"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."
"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"
"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"