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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"
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"Having kids has taught me that their ears are for decorative purposes only."
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""
"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"
"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."