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Joke of the Day
"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"
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"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."
"Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done."
"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"
"What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"
"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"
"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"