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Joke of the Day

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"

"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."

"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"

"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"

"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."

"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"

"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."

"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."

"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."