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Joke of the Day

"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."

"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."

"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."

"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"

"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."

"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."