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Joke of the Day

"*becomes suddenly aware of the overwhelming amount of beauty and horror in the world and the brief second in time we exist on it* what the"

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"Pokemon is hard, it took me forever to get this rabbit in my tupperware bowl."

"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet"

"Charlie Sheen lied.. He told us he had tiger blood. It seems as though he had Magic's blood."

"Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed"

"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."

"I never get invited to search parties."

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"