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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon is hard, it took me forever to get this rabbit in my tupperware bowl."

"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."

"What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."

"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."

"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."

"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""