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Joke of the Day
"I never get invited to search parties."
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"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"
"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"
"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."
"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travellers here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"
"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."