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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen lied.. He told us he had tiger blood. It seems as though he had Magic's blood."
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"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."
"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"
"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."
"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
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