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Joke of the Day

"[commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* ""There has to be a better way"" Narrator:MOPS"

"What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer."

"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."

"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""

"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"

"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."

"I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard"

"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."