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"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

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"My ex said that relationships were about sacrifice. But she still screamed when she saw the bloody goat on the altar."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"
"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."
"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."
"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."
"I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish."
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."
"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."