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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."
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"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."
"If I untagged myself in your Facebook picture that had nothing to do with me, please consider it as a polite fcuk you."
"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity."
"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."
"A is for apple B is for bear C is for candy D is for your mom"