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Joke of the Day

"I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard"

"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"

"Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail? Because he was in-a-cent!"

"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."

"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"

"I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg"