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Joke of the Day

"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."

"There's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants."

"""We are going to Taiwan"" Juan: No, please don't!"

"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."

"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it would scare the shit out of the dog."