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Joke of the Day
"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"
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"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""
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"Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners"
"You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... TUNA FISH"
"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."
"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"
"How come when someone goes to sit down and the seat is dirty they use their hand to wipe the seat then wipe their dirty hands on their pants? What was the point"
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."