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Joke of the Day

"You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... TUNA FISH"

"Going to the toy store, pressing the ""TRY ME"" button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop...So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened."

"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I made this joke up. Man 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. What's up? Man 2: Oh, I went pearl diving in Ming Chao. Man 1: Oh? Where's Ming Chao? Man 2: She's getting dressed."

"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."

"shout out to old people for graduating high school without google"

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."