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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."

"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."

"My girlfriend told me that she had slept with 144 people before me. Now that's just gross."

"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."

"They said being blind would hinder my chances of becoming a comedian. I don't see them laughing now."

"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."

"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."

"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"