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Joke of the Day
"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."
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"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer..... ........ than the men who mention it."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig"
"""911 what's your emergency?"" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS! ""Okay. I'll send the police"" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY ""AT MARIOKART"""
"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."
"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"
"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to walk away fast so people wouldn't think she was with me."
"What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit? A pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking."
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."
"I'll never forget my uncles last words to me... ""Dont shake the ladder you little shit"""