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Joke of the Day

"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."

"Three ways to tell if you're dating an Octopus: 1. They give awesome hugs 2. They have no skeleton 3. Every date is at the aquarium"

"Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times."

"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"

"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"Honey Nut Cheerios I've said it before I'll say it again If Honey Nut Cheerios wanted more Jewish customers, they should change the Nut to Milk and call them Canaanios."

"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."

"A redditor walks outside."