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Joke of the Day
"How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse? Hodor."
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"(Halloween Costume Shop) ME: *leaving after not finding anything* CASHIER: *pointing to my face* Those masks aren't free, buddy."
"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"
"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"
"What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? A tumblr."
"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."
"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"
"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"