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Joke of the Day
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"
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"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "
"A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."" ~~~ So he pays for his meal and asks for his change. The vendor shrugs and retorts smugly, ""Change comes from within."""
"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"
"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."
"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."
"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"
"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."