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Joke of the Day
"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"
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"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""
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"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"
"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."
"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."
"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."
"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"