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Joke of the Day

"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."

" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."

"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."

"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."

"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"

"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"

"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"