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Joke of the Day

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"

"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in ""The Shining"" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift."

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."

"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""

"Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup."

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"