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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a $300 hand job from a rapper? Beats by Dre."

"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"

"Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest"

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."

"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"

"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."