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Joke of the Day
"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"
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"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up"
"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"
"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"